1

Before going to bed every day, turn on the dishwasher.

Put your head and hands in.

Disinfect thoroughly.

2

Every message may pierce the heart through the screen. Next time I have to raise the phone a bit higher.

3

I found my finger stuck on the phone. I found out long ago. But there is no way to take them down. Until today I have to go out and I bit off my finger.

4

This is a huge prison. Every morning you can hear the sound of guards patrolling and the smell of disinfectant floating into the room. Then the sound of the vacuum cleaner gradually faded. Back to silence.

5

Maybe we should learn: How did dinosaurs become extinct?

6

1:00 AM, the neighbor next door is cough.

7

Imagine you are at home alone, and you don't have any electronic products that can indicate time.

8

The food I made taste really bad.

9

For the purpose of epidemic prevention, the government implanted a chip bomb in everyone's body. When it is detected that a certain two persons have not maintained a social distance, the bomb will automatically explode.

10

I have been alone for 24 days and finished 25 bottles of coke. However didn’t remember any day I drank two.

11

I ate an anti-stress medicine and a melatonin. Half of the body danced in the living room, and half of the body fell asleep.

12

I got a yellow button with the direction that all the people detected COVID-19 will disappear immediately by pressing it.

13

Climb to the highest point in your geographical location, sing a love song at the top of your lungs all at the same time with other participants in the world.

14

I made an attempt to not wash my hair for ten days. My mood is getting worse. Hair is the beginning of the day's mood.

15

One night, all the mirrors were stolen.

16

When I woke up one day, I found that all the people around me disappeared.

Shops, parks, restaurants, gas stations, shopping malls, art galleries, schools, companies, government buildings

There is no one.

I walked on the empty road and saw a piece of paper lying on the ground: All Humans Move to Space Program.

17

Yesterday was Friday, and today is Sunday.

18

People who leave messages on the Internet are the loneliest.

19

Why does the new day always come as scheduled? Just keep sleeping for a while. Sleep till tomorrow morning. Refuse today.

20

Chocolate-flavored pasta:

Melting a piece of chocolate

Boil the pasta until it softens

Picked up a pasta and threw it on the wall. If it can be glued to the wall, it will be perfect.

Pour the chocolate sauce on the pasta and stir it.

Ready to go

21

What’s Trending on Google now?

22

They came in a trailer-mounted freezing truck because the hospital couldn't handle the body. There were too many bodies.

In front of the freezer in the market. I saw rows of Rib eye, Hanger, Round eye, Sirloin, Shank and Flank short rib.

23

In fact, distance does not exist, nor does time exist. The body does not exist. The melody does not exist. The text does not exist. The image does not exist. The cause does not exist, and the result does not exist.

24

Sunlight in the room: 1 square meter

My weight: 80 pounds

Length of hair: 28 cm

Windows of the opposite building: 108

Passing cars per minute: 45

Heart rate: 70bpm

25

April 12 11: 30 pm

Someone knocked on the door. I saw a stranger standing far away through the peephole. There was no weapon in his hand. I lowered my voice and asked: “who?”

He didn’t answer but looked anxious, moving back and forth weirdly. I raised my voice and asked again: ”Do you need help?”

“Your keys are on the door". He went away.

But I haven’t been out these days. How was the key there?

26

A boring art proposal: Let the air perform.

27

“How to separate the fish of different colors in the fish tank without the temptation or touching them?”

“When there are only two fish inside.”

But there are 7.7 billion people on the earth.

28

A boring art proposal 2: Do anything at 3:03 am. Make sure that every audience are sleepy.

29

In 2013, I saw heavy rain in the Sahara desert on a bus from Cairo to Hurghada.

30

How to describe an elephant to someone who has never seen an elephant？

31

There is a village. There are only 24 people live there because they only have 24 names to use. When a baby is born, the oldest elder in the village will voluntary to die. The baby inherited his name. Then, the village continues to maintain 24 people and 24 names.

32

A boring art proposal 3: Repeat.Repeat.Repeat.Repeat.Repeat.Repeat.Repeat.Repeat.Repeat.Repeat.Repeat.Repeat.Repeat.Repeat.Repeat.Repeat.Repeat.Repeat.Repeat.Repeat.Repeat.Repeat.Repeat.Repeat.Repeat.Repeat.Repeat.Repeat.Repeat.Repeat.Repeat.Repeat.Repeat.Repeat.Repeat.Repeat.Repeat.Repeat.Repeat.Repeat.Repeat.Repeat.Repeat.Repeat.Repeat.Repeat.Repeat.Repeat.Repeat.Repeat.Repeat.Repeat.

33

I heard a cough on a bus. That sound is very similar to the cough of my grandfather who passed away nine years ago.

34

9:21 am out

10:29 am back

2:34 pm out

1:10 am My neighbor did not go home.

35

I will do the same.

36

Whenever you say one more nonsense, there is one more trash in the world.

37

My cat ignored me when we are in FaceTime.

38

Every dead person has lived.

39

When he waked up, the alien was still in the room.

40

I heard that the volcano will erupt tomorrow.

41

When I say "I mean”, it doesn’t mean anything.

42

Pandas in National Zoological Park are watching a human life live stream.